Having had my computer wiped clean, I will start my Deviant-Chi up once again and blow you away.
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Yes, an epic lie, I know. The chances of me updating? HA. HAHAHAHA. YOU FOOL. UPDATINGLESSNESS IS HOW I ROLL. HAHAHA. Ha.

I am no artist. This is sad. I draw, yet I do not post. Is it just my pure soul, telling me I don't need public opinion? Or is it that I yern for attention, but am too damn lazy to do anything about it? Hm. Let's go with the lie.

As soon as I get my tools up and running again, I shall upload something. A single thing. One of greatness and of epic proportion in the sense of artistry. Yes. Glorious am I to brag before the idea even hit me. Be it so, earthlings. Be it so.

*cough*